A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

G

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Mogok Papiti.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

SUCK MY NUTS

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops