What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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