Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Anti Joke

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