- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Katy Perry

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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