- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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