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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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