I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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whats chinese noodles

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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