- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

u jelly?

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

men, men like men= men+bed

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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