- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Yo mama's fat.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

tims sty:)

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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