- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

You and your parents are going to die today

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

This is not a joke.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Come In!

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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