- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

A French man gets into a fight

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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