Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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What is a chair?

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Justin Bieber.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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who ever is reading this....

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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