why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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