want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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I have a gay camel

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42, that is all

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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