knock knock whos there open the door and find out

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

You know what's catchy? A cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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