What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Romans rights.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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The Christian Bible.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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