what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

bryden is a faggot

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Can I ask you a question? You just did

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

who ever is reading this....

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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