- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

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