What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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I once did something.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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