- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

balls

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Fart

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Because she has down's syndrome

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