- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

heyy emit chase wazzup

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

your mom died.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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