whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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And more;

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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