Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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shauns beautiful

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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