- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What's big and white?

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

I have down syndrome. -RDV

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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