What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Here's another:

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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boobs.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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