Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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