knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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