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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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