Barack Obama

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Terry has ebola

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

knock knock how there me ok come in

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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