Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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