Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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FUCK THE JEWS

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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womens rights

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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