- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Moo! I'm a goat!

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What's the difference between a duck?

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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