- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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