- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

You see how lame this is?

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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