- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Do you know the muffin man? No

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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