Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Muslim athletes.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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