- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

LIFE :(

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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