- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

I am a nigger.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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