What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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My parents have an open marriage.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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WHAT????

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Anti Joke

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