What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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WEED!

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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