You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Hey, Max!!

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

^that joke a piece of shit

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

try slamming a revolving door

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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