- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Because she has down's syndrome

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Fart

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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