- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

hextech crafting too opieop

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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