what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Hillary Clinton

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

who ever is reading this....

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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