- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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