Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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