What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Agent 47.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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My parents died!

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Gingers.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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