How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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knock knock no ones home

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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