Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

A possesed goat: "moo"

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

No.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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