Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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CAS

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Black...

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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