What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Cripples are lame.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Your grandma's cookies.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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