Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why didn't he finish his

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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womens rights

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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