- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Do you know the muffin man? No

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Grammer is very important

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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