What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Alchohol.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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