What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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