Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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