- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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