You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

This is not a joke or is it

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

A man killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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