A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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a man said hi.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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My parents died!

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Gingers.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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