- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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