- Anti Joke

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.