What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

whats chinese noodles

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Knock knock What?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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