- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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