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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What time is it? Refrigerator

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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