- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Knock knock ... No ones home

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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