What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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