- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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