- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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