what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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