One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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